i'm sorry ange! i'm too lightheaded to go give advice now! hahaha. but i love you all the same. our 1/4 of kim and angie's twelve step programme is a success! i'm hearing about an indian dude now. but nothings really processing. so sorry babes! but its lovely talkin to you again. missed it so much. HES THE FARMER'S CRUSH?! i'm gettin even more confused. hahahaa. =D
i'm back honeys! i've got a tan! its amazing.
hell australia was amazing. the moment i saw those girls in their boho skirts. and the AMAZING 15 dollar discount stores. i knew.
i've found my homeland
I BELONG IN AUSTRALIA MAN. WHERE GIRLS ARE BIGGISH. HELL I'M A SIZE S THERE! i'm plotting now. plotting to get my parents to migrate there permanently. i love the sun. i love the sand. i love the no humidity. i love the sunburn. god damn it. even the toilet deserves my lovin'.
the plane rides there and back were fantastic. SQ KICKS ASS. (i'm a lil hyper now. oh bloody hell. it was the aerated aeroplane water).
the plane ride there
i was seated next to a ten year old and a six year old. they were gits. i hated them. but i was being nice. so i played mario with them the whole way. and i KICKED ASS. i tell you i was like a fucken crazy cow on the loose. eating all the mushrooms. pounding on every single lil tortoise there was.
is there a professional job playin mario?
oh man man man. i got all excited. whooping like a crazy ass bitch. and the lil kids kept lookin at me all weird and going "how old did you say you were again?" with this really snooty looks on their lil ang moh faces. and their mom kept looking over the back of her seat all scared. as if i was gonna kill her kids or something. i'm SORRY. its just been awhile since i've played mario...
the in flight movies. OH MY GOD. fabfabfab. i watched charlie and the chocolate factory when the hyperactive angmoh kids fell asleep. i wonder WHY. they didnt kick ass as well as I did i have to say.
johnny depp is the sex
WILLY WONKAS my type of guy i tell you.. all his weirdoness and his really nice smile. so ahem. hunny, if you're reading this. you know what to do. =D *blushes horribly*
dotty and tilly had fun i guess. dotty was on emirates. she arrived like 3 hours earlier than i did. so she slept in the car. while i was on sq leading the kids in banging on toilet doors.
nothing much happened after that. just shopped abit. took alot of mad ass photos. and i have to say this or i'm gonna cry from holding it back.
cheryl ong i love sleeping with you and waking us next to you in the morning. i love talking to you late into the night and curling up into a lil shrimpo. i love being prodded awke. and i love your silly lil schemes to get to the phone. i love the way you come across all sensible and mad at the same time. i love the way you laugh that crazy lil laugh. and i love the fact that i got to share brisbane with you. haha. silly lil cheryl! i've still got the bracelet. and i'm keeping it on. i love you i love you i love you. thanks for comforting me when i fell into a state of depression when my email inbox was empty. thanks for staying up with me. thanks for sharing food with me. and lettin me drag you into all those clothes stores. thanks for helping me tolerate all the mad things tilly and vern would do. and keeping me from stabbing the folks. thanks for being willing to take tons of photos with me. over and over again in the same position till i got the perfect shot. haha. dotty the tribal ring and the bracelet is NEVER COMING OFF. i'll love you forever! you're the greatest greatest greatest friend. AMEN
ok. so yea. i slept with cheryl. SHOOT ME. hahaha sounds so mad lesbo.. eesh cant stand myself. but well. you know what i mean *awkward pause*.
hahahaa abdul hafiz. you're cool. you're so freakin cool. thanks for msging me.. and explaining to me how ns works. being so tolerant and listening to my gibberish. i love you well... you know.. um.. yea. hahahaa. *embarrassed blush*
the food was great.
i put on weight
and now i think
i'm swollen like a blimp
and i should go on a diet
or i'd be a fat faggot
one of my FINER poems.
i hate my brothers
i hate my brothers
i hate my brothers
anyway. one of the days. i fell into a state of depression. and cheryl coaxed me out of it. spent ages on her lap crying my eyes out. then msged fiz and he was the sweetest thing. well. all i can say is. PLEASE DONT DO THIS TO ME. I'M IN AGONY.
anyway. that out of the way. we shopped we shopped we shopped. we ate we ate we ate. we tanned we tanned we tanned.
all in all, i spent about 600 aussie. but it was fine, it was cool. the clothes there got me all DROOL.
hahaa. i love holidays with friends. its the bestest of the best things. and i love looking at fat chicks man. its hilarious. cheryl and i spent the first two days staring at the aussie girls and commenting on their weight. THEY'RE HUMOUNGOUS. hahhaa. =D
ok. skip to the end cos my brothers desperate to talk to his girlfriend.
the plane ride back
no kids. THANK GOD. i got seated next to this aussie bloke instead. watched
1)40 year old virgin
2)lil manhatten
3)skeleton key
4)sky high
i loved the 40 year old virgin. it was a LIL redneck. but it was hilarious.
lil manhatten
where do i BEGIN?1 its such a sweet romantci show. about first loves. i tell you. i started crying when the broke up. and the aussie guy had to calm me down. sigh. it was so sweet.so funny. so sad. i couldnt finish watching it. and the aussie guy offered to watch it for me and tell me the end even though he was in the middle of the dukes of hazzard. it was the sweetest thing.
too bad hes like 24. with blue eyes and dark hair. and hes a backpacker. i mean seriously. i didnt have the guts to ask him for his number. stupid kim stupidstupidstupid kim. but i guess. i already have um. well. i'm not sure. *grins*
then my grandfather cut in. oh god. my thai weirdo grandfather. he made me watch something in thai. and made me switch seats so i could sit next to him. it was about elephants. i just realised how bad my thai is. especially when they're swearing and shit. i'm more DAILY thai. i spent half the movie watching something about a jap dude. and an elephant. and a coffin. and i had NO CLUE what it was about. god. my. thai. SUCKS. please.help.me.
and that was that. i just kept nodding and laughing and i kindda got it. i mean. even the SUBTITLES were thai. the elphant liked the dude and hugged the coffin. and i even squeezed out tears when he died. i mean. my grandfather teared. and if i didnt, i was going to be in for quite a big lecture about how thai women should be sensitive, and how being in singapore dilutes my culture. and how i should move to thailand with him, and how i should learn how to speak thai properly instead of relying on him for translation half the time.
so i did whatever he did. it was a comedy. a HORROR comedy. in its full blown, undiluted form.. cries
thats basically it. my wonderful trip. shopping and eating and soaking in australian culture and lamb oil.
i learned alot. seriously. it was life changing. well uh...
i wonder how my angmoh dudes doing
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