i have to learn how to shut up.
apparently, women speak on average 10000 words per day, versus the men, who speak 8000 words per day. on normal accounts, that would've been great. because honestly people.
girls are more interesting
but recently. theres a lil advertisement thats been going around.
say what counts
so all of a sudden, from being men, the with nothing to say, men become the intellectuals. the ones who SAY WHAT COUNTS. thats why they do better in the corporate world isnt it.. because whatever they say they dont put a string of garbage behind, i shall demonstrate below.
men: "i think we need a new coffee machine. the coffee sucks"
women: "i think we need a new coffee machine. the coffee sucks. and did you know that coffee is bad for you? it stains your teeth, and shortens your growth, and if you get addicted, you find that you can never get off coffee! i tell you, coffee is just realllllllyyyyy bad for you."
in the end, the men win. they get a new coffee machine. while for the women...
uh....
the coffee machine gets taken away, and they survive on milo.
not that i would mind, JU WOULDNT TOO RIGHT? hahaha
ok. that is in the fictional corporate world. what about this. yesterday. during a math.
mr ling :"girls. you can never run away from sin. as in the sin rule. haha"
miss gk goh :"girls. you can never run away from sin. as in the sin rule. AND sin. because unless we are good children, and we listen to our parents, and learn that ammonia gas is NH4 and not NHblahblahblah. we will never succeed in life. you are like the mince meat i saw in the old folks home the other day ah. all soft and diiiisgusting. i tell you ah, your speed of reaction is atrocious ah. i tell you ah, before you climb over my shoulder I CHOP OFF YOUR LEGS AH....blahblahblahblah..blahblahblah..."
it goes on for ages.
NO WONDER WE ALL FAIL CHEM. mr ling gets his desired reaction, we give a few laughs. not hearty ones, just the weak ones so he'd go on with the lesson and not try to explain the joke to us using louqua..cious? linear? ai yah. cant remember anything about a math LAH. anyway. so that he wouldnt attempt to make us understand the joke.. you people do get the joke dont you? if you dont, call me and i'll explain!
but miss goh. she gets people scared. ee.
actually its kindda HARD not to talk isnt it. like you wake up in the morning and go
"ok. today i shall just speak 8000 words and nothing more.. oh shit, how many words have i just spoken? 12345678910. oh shit i just counted. so i must count more! 11121314151617181920.oh man i did it again! shit. count again23242526272829230. oh SHIT AGAIN! bloody hell! thats four more words! i mean eight more words. i mean.wa lao eh. oh man! thats another 9 more words!!oh man. two more i mean four more! oh hell now what. oh man! 4 more i mean 8 more i mean 12 more i mean. 12345678 OH MAN I COUNTED AGAIN!...."
and it can go on forever.
god i am right. i SHOULD learn how to shut up.
and that was another ten words.
plus the six that i just typed
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haha. i amuse myself.
oh shit that was another four words
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