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kim has been doing her reading.
shes got something really funny that shes sure you'll like. shes
sure
sure
sure
so effing sure.
and it starts. with a whale. an approaching peice of land. and a pot of very bewildered petunias.
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and since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this poor innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity as a whale before it then had to come to terms with not being a whale anymore
this is a COMPLETE record of its thoughts from the moment it began, to the moment it ended.
whale Ah...! whats happening?!
er, exccuse me, who am i? the whale thought.
helloo?
why am i here? whats my purpous in life?
what do i mean be who i am?
calm down, get a grip now...Oh! This is an intereswting sensation,whats it? It's a sort of yawning...tingling sensation in my..my...well i supose i'd better start finding names for things if i want to make a headway in what for the sake of what i shall call an argument i shall call the world, so let's call it my... STOMACH!
Gooooooood.ooooh, its getting quite strong. and hey, what about this whitling, roaring sound going past what i'm suddenly going to call my head? perhaps i can call that... WIND! Is that a good name? It'll do.. perhaps i can find a better name for it later when i've found out what its for! It must be something very important, because there certainly seems to be a hell lot of it. Hey! What's this thing? This... lets call it a tail- yeah.. tail. Hey! i can really thrash it about pretty good cant i? wow! wow! that feels great! doesnt seem to achieve very much but i'll probably find out what it;s for later on. Now- have i built up any coherent picture of things yet?
NO.
never mind, hey, this is really exciting, so much to find out about, so much to look forward to, i'm quite dizzy with anticipation...
or is that the wind?!
there is alot of that now isnt there?
and wow! hey! whats this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? veryvery fast. so big and so flat and round... it needs a big, wide sounding name like.. ow... ound... round... GROUND! thats it! thats a good name-GROUND!
i wonder if it'll be friends with me...
and then there was a wet thud, then, there was a silence.
curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was oh no... not again Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that.. we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we do now.
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and THAT my dear friends, is an excerpt from the book a hitchhikers guide to the galaxy it is amazingly witty. with all sorts of mad enquiries about life. and weird totally untangible claims and arguments about our purpous in this world. however, those of you who have already read the spoiler a purpose driven life you will be fully aware of your purpose in life, as the title so subtlely states.
heh heh.
alright then. i shall leave you feeling all tantalized. if you should wish to read the book a hitchhikers guide to the galaxy you can do so, by renting it from me at the cost of just $2 per day. it is not my fault if you're a slow reader. all proceeds will go to the mgs inkwell project.
and i shall say a teletubby byebye!
BYEBYE!
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