ok danton is a nice person. a really nice person.

DANTON IS A NICE PERSON

so am i for saying this.. HA no.. i'm just joking. danton really is a nice person. yay! from the heart of my bottom.

lalala... oh well. i've never TRULY appreciated how cool rong and mark are. i mean.. they're the ONLY parents in the world who would teach me how to kiss properly. and i still remember the lesson. haha.

HOW TO KISS by mum and dad.

1)first.. turn your head.. either way.
2)kiss.. [remember lips ONLY]
3)if HES too shy.. then stick your tongue into his mouth.. slowly.

ahhhhh... it looks so vague on paper. welll.. this isnt on paper.. hahaha... but seriously.. with LIVE illlustrations.. that was an OSCAR winning lesson. *wheet* and *whoot* lalalalala... my parents are funkay people. lovely beautiful fankaye people. hey ma! jay gave you a ten out of a ten! hehhehhehheh.. i bet you RIGGED my score! whoots.

ok yesterday was one of the coolest.. freakiest deakiest day of my LIFE!

see... i saw a gay stripper.... i pole danced... i watched myparents snogging (that was alright)... i took the dance floor.. i became a sexy secretary.. i tried to turn jay on... and i met a guy with a HUGE hole in the middle of his year..

wow. what an amazing night last night was. heeee... and mark daddy. YOU WERE AMAZING. good on you! i'm so proud of you! and rong mama! i'm proud of you for tearing up that dance floor! and jay sweetie i'm proud of you for being such a gentleman and making mummy saying that your're amazingly sweet. danton i'm so proud of you for looking after my bags so well!

and kim! i'm so proud of you for being such an amazing weirdo!

ok.. so i'm proud of alot of people. bahhh hahaha

christmas is coming. how wonderful. i've started wrapping presents already. the christmas tree is up.. and orchard road is full of christmass trees with germy butterflies on... SCREEAM...

kim regains composure.

THE TREES HAVE GERMY BUTTERFLIES ON THEM! oh nooo!! save the town! the butterflies are DIGUSTING. oh my gosh. how can they evvveer put them on trees? whenever i walk past them i kind

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