its a crime to love someone else's boyfriend.
i know that
. but i cant help it. hes so hot. SIGH. theres really nothing i can do.. call it teenage infatuation. hes on my mind 24/7. if i knew him before any of this happened. i have a feeling he would've been mine. then OTHER girls can have crushes on him. i wouldnt mind, seriously. i'd feel flattered. i managed to get a hot boyfriend. but oh well. theres just TWO small problems.
i'm not hot enough
i made a promise not to get a boyfriend till jc
oh well. i suppose its good then. you know.. i shall just wait and wait and wait till jc.. and hopefully he'd break up with her along the way right. you know. love like theirs cant last forever. can you imagine them being married?
girl:honey i think i'm getting fat. seriously.. my bikini size is no longer an 8! its a TEN oh the horror honey! what am i going to do?!i think i shall eat leaves. mmm.. nice leaves.
guy:yes honey you are growing fat. and i still have my nice defined six pack. maybe i shall go find a nice hot girl. bye honey we're over. you're just not hot enough
*shudder* hot people cant live together under one roof happily ever after. see. following exmaples
angelina jolie+billy bob thornton
jake gyllenhaal+kirsten dunst(shes not that hot)
britney spears+justin timberlake
victoria and david beckham.
princess fiona(in her pretty state)+_shrek in his handsom state.
its so sad. but hot people cant live happily together. hmm.. then what about normal people like us?
the benefits of being ordinary
1)you dont have to worry that your "honey" is being picked up by other women. cos he is un-hot, has a paunch. and is possibly balding.
2)he doesnt have to worry about you cos you'd probably be a mother of three. with greasy and stringy hair.
3)you dont have to eat leaves. cos you know that he'd love you for the rest of your life. he has no one else to love.. and no one else loves him for that matter
4)your children have a higher chance of being hot. cos anyone compared to you is hot. SEE??
5)you will age gracefully.. from un-hot to un-hot with wrinkles. there wont be much difference. people will say that you look the same.
6)you'll live an ordinary life. liike the incredibles. haha.
i'm just trying to make us ordianry people feel better. we may not look like those AMAZING people we see sometimes. but seriously. our lives will be TOOONS better. alright loves
this has been another update by kimberly chow, wishing you a pleasant tomorrow......
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