gosh i see you've met my deranged cousin. whose only purpose in life is to ensure my survival. seriously. she helps me out of alot of things. i shall tell you all what shes helped me out of so far.
she helped me climb out of the car by breaking a window when i got stuck inside cos a certain MOTHER locked me in.
she happily took credit for rescuing me. then told everyone that I broke the window.
she covered for me when i snuck out of the house to catch butterflies during some dinner thingy.
then i had to pay her protection costs
she signed my ting xie for me when i got -2 out of 20...
she wrote her name underneath the signature and i got scolded.
ok there are ALOT more.. but i'm getting depressed as i write this. what i've learned from having this cousin of mine,
is that family members are great to have, especially in the form of a mad bikini wearing model bootay shaking shakira WANNABE babelicious wonder.
haha.i love my cousin. i've also learned the art of persuasion and bribery. seriously. if theres one thing i do more to my cousin is PERSUASION (get her to help me do stuff.) usually she does.but when she doesnt i resort to BRIBERY which i have to do more often than persuasion.
haha. i love you lizzie wizzie. heeks. you remind me of my mama. ahahahahaha
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